The Tao of Pizza Consumption, mathematics division…

The time in minutes required to come to a decision on what toppings to order is equal to the square of the number of people trying to decide.
The number of people who actually eat the [...]

The Political Prime Directive

Cecil Rhodes, of Rhodes Scholarship fame,
who had noting to do with this.
Lord knows why it was deleted from Wikipedia.
Rhode’s Law
When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose [...]