- The time in minutes required to come to a decision on what toppings to order is equal to the square of the number of people trying to decide.
- The number of people who actually eat the pizza divided by the number who actually pay for the pizza, is always a number greater than one.
- The time required to deliver a pizza is inversely proportional to the distance from your location to the pizza joint.
- The likelihood of a delivery person finding your house is inversely proportional to the number of digits in your street address.
- In any event, pizza delivery time will always be faster than your city’s police response time.
- Your ability to taste a topping on a pizza is inversely proportional to the number of toppings on the pizza.
- As the number of toppings approaches infinity, the amount of cheese found on the pizza approaches zero.
- The amount of a particular topping is inversely proportional to the price of the pizza.
- The number of napkins available is inversely proportional to the number of pizza eaters in the room.
- The amount of sauce that gets on your shirt is inversely proportional to the cost of the shirt.
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